Spontaneous Matt

If this is supposed to be “Hitchhiker’s Guide”, I love you forever.

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ratsoff:

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Thanks for getting this stuck in my head, Jackie… but it’s worth it. ;-)

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beccabae:

mermaid hair, sexy pjs, body hair.
right right right

Happy Belated V-Day, errybody 

Love a girl who’s au naturale… and Beccabae’s just lovely. :-)

…seriously, how are you the hottest girl ever? :-)

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…please stop reposting Lana Del Rey. I’m getting sick of her. :-(

Am I the only one who watched that horrid SNL performance? :-S

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stoneinthefield:

juicyjacqulyn:

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P e r f e c t. Also….I NEEEEEEED that bra.K thankx

BWAHAHAHAHAHA @ the boner pic lol and the bra is from Lane Bryant!

You are, indeed, a boner-matic, Jacquy (sorry, s#!t spelling…); your saurus is indeed a lucky saurus.

“It’s a plaid suit; I wear a plaid suit, now. Plaid suits are cool.”

Oh, Caroline John; how could I ever resist you? You’re adorkable. :-) <3

mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood:

Remembrance Day or Veterans Day ring any bells?

 In Flanders field, the poppies blow…

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Awwwww… Brig. ;_;